'mirin that sculptured frame

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maticontreras:

Fucking the chair! Fucking the chair!

maticontreras:

Fucking the chair! Fucking the chair!

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8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

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mathsturbation:

when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat 

image

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  • mom: What time should I pick you up?
  • me: 4:20
  • mom: lol
  • me: lol
  • my dog: lol

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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